I’m a terrible lizard, and my blood runs cold
I’m counting down to extinction, but I broke the mold
Every plan that I laid out just went up in smoke
Every day of existence is a pitch-black joke
But if you ever doubt me, you’ll see a man who’s free
I’m grabbing nothing but neutral, but I’m living for me
I’m a walking disaster, there’s a curse on me
I’m laying low for a long spell, think I’ll wait and see
Don’t need a change of scenery, I won’t go that far
I may be down in the gutter, but I still stare at the stars
If you see me stirring, don’t ever wish me well
I’m grabbing nothing but neutral, but I’ll see you in hell
(You bastard!)—Solo
I thought I had it sorted, it seemed a piece of piss
But I spun out and bogged down and ended up like this
Another boot to the bollocks, a shit sandwich served
A bloody head-on collision, when I should have swerved
So it’s goodbye from this guy, that’s all for now, my friends
I’m grabbing nothing but neutral… but I’ll ride again